If RiRi wants to know if her Rude Boy ex-boyfriend, baseballer Matt Kemp, can still “get it up” after their recent breakup, as her song so suggestively insists, all she has to do is hop online; where his goods are supposedly displayed in all their cell-phone picture quality glory on the tabloid site MediaTakeout.com.
HuffPo : MediaTakeOutcom told you a few weeks ago that Rihanna and her baseballer BF Matt Kemp are officially broken up.
And now that Matt is free to date . . . he’s begun doing so very THIRSTILY. How so, you ask?? Well he sent the below NEKKID PIC of himself to one very lovely MTOer.
Although the authenticity of the picture is being challenged, we’ve got to wonder, what is it that makes one of pop’s biggest princesses date such losers? Let’s take a trip down memory lane, shall we?
Her dating history began with Chris “Knock ‘em down” Brown, and then recently continued with LA Dodger’s Matt “Dick Pic” Kemp. Oh, all these nick-named manly delights, we just can’t get enough. We hope that RiRi keeps up with her monikered men, and shacks up seaside with Jersey Shore resident, Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino. Now there is a match made in mediawhore heaven.
And here of course is the song…