It’s time to gawk at naked pictures of Kim Kardashian’s nipple.

 

Its time to gawk at naked pictures of Kim Kardashians nipple.

Smells like money, must be money...

When you’re too offended with your own false modesty nakedness.

Time to visit the the crystal camera cylinders which Kim Kardashian calls home and explore the latest malfunction making audible headway from one side of the coast to the other. The reason for our collective concern?  Kim doesn’t like looking at herself naked. 

huffpoKim Kardashian took her clothes off and didn’t like what she saw.

On Sunday night’s ‘Kourtney and Kim Take New York,’ Kim got a copy of the W Magazine in which she posed posed nude, and said she felt violated.

“Oh my God, I’m more naked that I was in Playboy,” Kim told her sisters. “I’m so mad right now. [The magazine] promised I would be covered with artwork — you can see the nipples.

Kids, can one someone go out to the deli and buy Kim a choke collar to cover that offending nipple? Heaven forbid Kim’s sensibilities are offended courtesy by the press- never mind when we are collectively offended when her made to order porn DVD lands in our please view now urgently in-mailbox with a 43 year free trial run. But Kimbo always knows better.

 

Its time to gawk at naked pictures of Kim Kardashians nipple.

It's all about me, I mean you, It's all about me, I mean the money...

“The whole concept was sold to me that nothing would be seen,” she continued. “I feel so taken advantage of … I’ve definitely learned my lesson. I’m never taking my clothes off again, even if it’s for Vogue.”

Kids, I don’t know about you, but I get the hunch Kimbo has been violated by gawd and his awful daughters the media whores  of Mecca. Do you think Kimbo has learned her lesson? 

One day in the distant future when the camera man is shooting away at the travesty we know as Kimbo, he will suddenly notice the visage of a strap on cascading the inner sanctuary of our dear Kim, he will pause to wonder, when she will gently announce for another $17 she’s willing to go all the way.

 

Its time to gawk at naked pictures of Kim Kardashians nipple.

Want me to show you a picture of me?

 

 

Its time to gawk at naked pictures of Kim Kardashians nipple.

But first how much are you going to pay me?

 

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  • Anonymous

    Airbrush much?