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Have you been ‘attacked’ with a dildo lately?

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Carolee Bildsten’s got a sex toy and she knows how to use it…

Huffington Post: A woman who made news for attacking a police officer with a “clear, rigid feminine pleasure device” is claiming that she was acting in self-defense.

The debauchery began when Carolee was found laying in the grass outside a Joe’s Crab Shack in Gurnee, Illinois, where she told the officer she had just eaten at crab shack, forgotten her wallet, and was going home to retrieve it.

The policeman drove Bildsten to her house in his squad car, and she went inside to grab her money. She told the officer her money was in her sock drawer, but opened the drawer and pulled out a sex toy instead. She “held it over her head and approached the officer in a threatening manner,” according to the police report.

Carolee tells a different story, of course. In her version, she is the victim, scared for her precious life by recent stories of Gurnee police violence. As the officer anxiously awaited her to cough up the cash for her crabs, she did what any paranoid resourceful woman would do.

“I’m counting my cash to make sure I take out enough, and the officer walks into my bedroom and startles me,” Bildsten said, adding that she had recently read an article about a Gurnee police officer who was convicted of sexual assault, which made her nervous.

When Carolee was asked by police why she chose her “pleasure device” to defend herself, Bildsten simply explained, The only thing in my sock drawer besides my socks and my cash was a dildo.’

What Carolee Bildsten really wants you to know, is that life is simple, really. All you need to be happy is a drawer full of socks, cash, and sex toys— so long as you know how to use them.

WOMAN ATTACKS COP WITH SEX TOY

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