How much blow can Charlie manage?
In the latest installment of the CoCo Sheen train wreck we find our collective hero rushed to the emergency ward and the world feinting in disbelief. Why you wonder? Go grab yourself an empty brief case and follow this way. As usual the NY Trash Post explains why…
NY Post : LOS ANGELES — Charlie Sheen, who was rushed to a hospital today after partying into the wee hours with a bevy of women and a briefcase of cocaine, is suffering from a hiatal hernia in his stomach which causes him “horrible” pain, according to a new report.
The “Two and a Half Men” actor was taken from his Los Angeles home on a stretcher and transported to Cedars-Sinai Hospital suffering severe abdominal discomfort, TMZ.com reported
Hmm. Any guess what ruptured the hernia? The ‘bevy of women, the congested Los Angeles skyline, the gentle swaying of the curtains which silently watched as CoCo gave another stellar performance, the empty brief case or even perhaps the fine white granules that somehow insisted in making their way in Charlie’s crack pipe up Charlie’s nose? Personally, we think the color of the curtains ultimately didn’t agree with CoCo- but that’s our guess.
Sheen reportedly received a “briefcase full of cocaine” in the hours leading up to his “wild” party. The star consumed large amounts of the drug — delivered in multiple bricks in a designer briefcase to his home — a source close to his household told the entertainment website.
Which leads us to conclude the curtains must have been designer made as well. Or were they?
Meanwhile RadarOnline cited sources who said that 45-year-old Sheen’s red blood cell count was low and that doctors suspected an ulceration.
“Charlie’s red blood cell count was low and his white blood cell count was high,” one insider said.
His white blood cells were high because well maybe CoCo was visiting high altitudes, but who knows it could have been the bowl of peanuts he ate before sitting down to open the suitcase. After all, not everyone can tolerate eating peanuts, cause of the horrible side effects eating vast handfuls of ‘peanuts’ can have one’s body functions. But that too is just an ‘educated’ guess.
TMZ reported the actor received a briefcase full of cocaine in the hours leading up to his “wild” party with a two porn stars and three other women.
He consumed large amounts of the drug which was delivered in multiple bricks in a designer briefcase to his home, a source told the entertainment website.
So it wasn’t the peanuts or the curtains that did CoCo in after all?
TMZ said claims that the actor overdosed on drugs were false — but reported he had been partying hard and had been awake for 48 hours before the 911 call was placed at 6:35am PT.
Well now we are relieved, cause we can go back to blaming the curtains and the peanuts.
Since news broke of Sheen’s emergency investors have been similarly dismayed, sending shares of CBS, which airs “Two and a Half Men,” down about two percent.
Aren’t investors a finicky bunch? But why should they be concerned?
‘…..with Sheen reportedly pulling in more than $2 million per episode.’
Which he probably uses to buy new furniture, donate to the troubled children in Cambodia, the occasional porn star short on cash, and of course the occasional bowl where he likes to store ‘peanuts’ when guests drop by…
Nina Tassler, the president of CBS Entertainment, said earlier this month that the network has “a high level of concern” about Sheen.
“On a very basic human level, I am concerned of course. This man is a father, he has children, he has a family,” she said at the Television Critics Association in California.
He continues, however, to fulfill the terms of his contract with CBS, she noted.
One day when CoCo is sitting in a large open vista with his hernia tied to something that looks like a dialysis machine enjoying the wide sweeping views- he will think to himself – ‘I had to do it my way.’
Additional links:
COCO SHEEN IS NOT DEAD AFTER ALL.
COCO SHEEN IS NOW COUNTER SUING HIS HO CAPRI ANDERSON.
COCO SHEEN FOUND NUDE IN RESTAURANT, SCREAMING N-WORD.
Coco Sheen’s ho Capri Anderson demands he pay his outstanding bill of $12 000.
Charlie Sheen trashes his Plaza suite during a coke binge with hooker.
THIS YEAR FOR XMAS COCO SHEEN GOT SANTA TO DELIVER SOME MORE BLOW.
While Coco is learning how to rehabilitate himself, he will be sitting in a dark room thinking to himself- my servants have spoken and they have told me- they can only afford to love me as long as I behave myself and learn to play the assigned role of America’s poster boy with no more wild detours to Sodom and Gomarrah.
This is the script the public wants me to play even if I prefer the occasional bad boy role…
https://scallywagandvagabond.com/2011/01/charlie-sheen-has-decided-to-once-again-become-americas-modest-hero-by-submitting-to-rehab/