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Drunk Tourist kills shark by jumping on its head.

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Should you be drinking more tequilas too?

Debate is out whether this story is actually true, well – as the adage goes- if it’s too good to be ridiculous true then it probably isn’t, but we’ll give it a go anyway…

geeklogie: Dragan Stevic (who you can probably already tell is a badass because his name’s pronounced f***in’ DRAGON), a wasted Serbian tourist (is there any other way to vacation?!) at Egypt’s Sharm el-Sheikh managed to take down a shark that had already killed one person and injured four others in the seaside tourist town by landing on it after drunkenly throwing himself off a high-dive.

Does this by coincidence sound like one of the times your sorry ass jumped off the the boardwalk during spring break confusing the giant blob in the water for a floating keg? Not our Dragan. He is after all a hero of sorts…

Dragan climbed on the jumping board, told me to hold his beer and simply ran to jump. There was no time for me to react or to try to stop him, he just went for it”…”Dragan jumped high and plunged down to the sea, but didn’t make as much splash as we thought he would”…

The reason could be because Dragan Stevic ended up jumping straight on the shark which was lurking near the beach, probably looking for its next victim. Dragan had nailed it right in the head, killing it instantly. The Egyptian police found the shark washed out on the beach that morning (pictured above).

At the moment, the fearless hero is in a hospital recovering from alcohol poisoning. After Dragan gets well, he will get a chance to have some more drinks as the resort had awarded the Serb tourist with a free vacation for his heroic deed.

One day when you are meandering along the boardwalk with your own special martini you too will think about being a hero and jumping into the abyss. Until that is the abyss claims you.

Let’s hope Dragan keeps this whole sordid adventure to himself…geesh.

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  • someone

    crazy serbs…….

  • Inka

    Dragan is certainly NOT pronnounced dragon..ah, you americans. ;=)
    Both “a”‘s are pronnonced as “a” in dragon or american.