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Anthony Haden Guest promises that one day he will learn to tie his shoelaces

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Saving face while crashing on you face.

Our dear Anthony managed to make a lovable fool of himself this weekend past down at Art Basel Miami. How you wonder? Grab a hold of your drinking glass and see if you can remain sober, ahem, like Anthony…

NY Post Anthony Haden-Guest fell flat on his face in the middle of a packed party the other night at Wall at W South Beach hosted by Vito Schnabel, Alex Dellal, Stavros Niarchos and Aby Rosen. “I tripped over my shoelace,” the accident-prone author and bon vivant told us. He previously broke a finger after tripping over the same shoes — “and I’m still wearing the bloody pair.”

Which has us wondering is it the shoes that make a man, or the amount type of grog he likes to imbibe?

But Haden-Guest admits, “I did have a fair amount of wine. Maybe I was over-celebrating my new book, ‘In the Meantime.’ ” He partied until 3 a.m. with Sean Penn, Alber Elbaz and Susan Sarandon.

Then again who cares if you nearly break your neck when you’re your very own rock star?

Vito Schnabel, Alex Dellal, Stavros Niarchos honor Andy Warhol.

The Dandy set attend ‘Cleverly Clothed.’

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