Lindsay Lohan Loses Linda Lovelace Porno Biopic to Malin Ackerman

 Lindsay Lohan Loses Linda Lovelace Porno Biopic to Malin AckermanAmerica’s most page-turning celebrity recovering drug addict, Lilo, has been dropped from the film many hoped would be her career saving star vehicle, the Linda Lovelace biopic Inferno, because according to director Matthew Wilder the 24-year-old tabloid icon is ‘uninsurable,’ a distinction usually reserved for washed up celebs and those with a terminal illness (strikingly similar positions to be in). Never mind that Lilo is sticking to the story that ‘she instead quit.’

Though Wilder had previously said that, ‘Even if Angelina Jolie wanted the role we would be sticking with Lindsay Lohan,” news hit that the director recently withdrew his offer after a LA judge ordered Lilo to complete an extended rehab stay at the Betty Ford clinic.

Wilder stated: ‘We have stuck by Lindsay very patiently for a long time with a lot of love and support’ … ‘Ultimately the impossibility of insuring her – and some other issues – have made it impossible for us to go forward.’

That, and the fact that he wants you to know that he’s already booked another ‘amazing’ actress, which until negotiations have been formalized he is not privy to letting us to know who will replace Lilo (editor’s note- Lilo’s replacement is Malin Ackerman) and get to play the innovating role of a porno seductress, that ironically Hollywood and its participants have adopted metaphorically with startling success.

Which is to say– whether one is getting fxxked or simply getting fxxked up – and that you can be washed up in Hollywood by the age of 24 should further strengthen the metaphorical  connection implicit in the new vernacular making the rounds of Hollywood- that of media whore.

Good luck Malin, good bye Lilo.

DailyMail.Co.UK