Are you taking out your tranquilizers yet?
Yes it’s true. Me and the chipmunks have been sniffling (not that sniffing!) uncontrollably the moment we found out our heroes Milo and Lilo have once again pledged allegiance to each other and taken to looking at each other with their bosoms heaving woefully…
Hollyscoop:Lilo and Michael met up yesterday at Betty Ford clinic and spent “hours” together. A source said: “Lindsay met Michael at Betty Ford and the pair spent hours together… it was not a fleeting encounter, this appeared well-planned in advance.
Milo: I missed you so much Lilo. I missed the pitter patter of coke bags ruffling in the night. I missed the pitter patter of your crack pipe crackling. I missed the pitter patter of you falling into the cactus plant inebriated. In short Lilo I missed you.
Lilo: Daddy I missed you too. I missed the pitter patter of you beating mom up. I missed the pitter patter of you beating up your ex fiance. I also missed the pitter patter of you also abusing me too. In short daddy I missed you too.
When asked about the reconciliation Michael commented on not commenting. He told Radaronline, “I have pledged not to comment about anything relating to my daughter. However, what I will say is that I am an incredibly proud father tonight. My daughter is progressing extraordinarily well.”
One day when Milo and Lilo have finally retired from public life Milo will reach into his box of tranquilizers and begin to offer one to his daughter Lilo who will suddenly respond: “Daddy I thought you and I we’re over being freaks a long time ago?” To which Milo will look solemnly Lilo in the eyes and weep- “Oh Lilo I’m so glad that you became my real drug vice of choice…”
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