The deeper the media digs into the Coco Sheen dream “I finally made it into America’s favorite celebrity,” the more ominous the facts become.
Time to buy yourself water proof tissues:
Before police were called to his suite in the Plaza, Charlie was out to dinner at Daniel with a group of friends and their escorts including porn star Capri Anderson who charged him $12,000 for the night, according to Radar.
“At one point he convinced Capri to go to the bathroom with him. When they got into the bathroom he started snorting cocaine and then took off his pants,” a source told the website. “Charlie wanted to have sex with Capri and tried but she stopped him and demanded her $12,000. He didn’t have the money on him so she left him in the bathroom!”
Taking off his pants because it’s time for Capri to oblige herself. But like most hookers, something Coco should know about by now- the money always comes first, especially even if your pants are halfway down your ankles.
When Charlie failed to return to the table, his assistant went into the bathroom looking for him.
“When the assistant opened the door, there was Charlie standing there naked with cocaine all over his face!” the source said. “He was delusional and just completely lost. Totally out of it.”
Delusional because these are the preferred consequences of a dream actor living his dream role…
The assistant reportedly helped Sheen get dressed and got him out of the restaurant and back to the hotel. This likely happened after Denise Richards stopped by and posed for a photo with Capri.
Back at the Plaza, a delusional and high Charlie went off his rocker and started spewing the n-word, Radar reports.
Don’t you wish you had a personal assistant waiting outside the bathroom door every time you over indulge in your dream fantasy? But it only gets better because you have to remember this is Coco’s private dream show and in every dream show there is always the crescendo point of no return.
“He was punching the walls of the hotel room and going crazy and shouting ‘n**ger, n**ger, n**ger for no reason at all,” a source said. “It was absolutely bizarre.”
No reason at all? Who needs a reason when you are riding ‘this is my dream come true and let me show you how it’s all done.’
And if Coco Sheen demands action he is going to get action, even if he has to force his private ho to get back to the part in the dream where there is a happy ending.
Charlie reportedly tried once more to have sex with Capri, but she demanded her money first. When he couldn’t find his wallet he began throwing furniture around and screaming violently and she locked herself in the bathroom. Police were called, and when they arrived Charlie was nude, disoriented and screaming the n-word. They threw a sheet over him and tackled him, the source said.
One day when Coco Sheen is sitting taped up in his favorite mental ward a nurse will drop by and ask him if the missing wallet the warden just found by the latrine is his?- to which Coco will reply somberly ‘This is not how it was suppose to end….’