Kids, me and the chipmunks, like you are in shock that our favorite New Jersey Media whore Teresa Guidice (sorry Danielle Staub, you had your run while it lasted) has been linked to possible misconduct with respect to her reporting what she actually had stashed away in her Prada purse before our highness begged poverty and bankruptcy. The violins maestro…
Popeater: A New Jersey lawyer for the Dept. of Justice handling the case of Teresa and Joe Giudice in federal bankruptcy court has filed a complaint on Thursday objecting to the couple’s request for Chapter 7 protection, claiming they intentionally failed to reveal major assets in their original petition. The court documents that appear to have been filed by Roberta A. DeAngelis have surfaced on a ‘Housewife’ blog. Sources of income alleged to be missing from the bankruptcy filing? The court documents list a $250,000 book advance from Hyperion received by Teresa for her cookbook ‘Skinny Italian,’ her ownership of an online boutique called TGFabulicious and more.
Sources of income alleged to be missing from the bankruptcy filing? The court documents list a $250,000 book advance from Hyperion received by Teresa for her cookbook ‘Skinny Italian,’ her ownership of an
Oh please, you know that online boutique has probably been buried to the ground by now with Teresa probably running it like her personal fan club. Cook book advance for ‘Skinny Italian?’ Kids shouldn’t that be a book advance for ‘Skanky Italian?’ Really, what did Skank Teresa hide that was worth so much? Her character- nix, her big heart- double nix, a lock of Danielle Staub’s golden extension locks (well that could be worth something to some wack job in Texas or West Virginia…) or how about secret twitter images of her in a leopard bikini?
Meanwhile, many of the couple’s priciest belongings — from vehicles to furniture — were set to be auctioned off this month, but RadarOnline.com reports that lawyers for the couple are now trying to avoid the spectacle of a public auction by arranging for a more private sale.
Avoid a spectacle? Isn’t that a kind of weird oxymoron? Isn’t that word sewn in the inner arteries of Teresa’s left pulmonary heart valve?
Not to fear Teresa we’ll send one of the chipmunks to point their camera in your face as the world watches you offload all your used trinkets.