Brit born soccer superhero David Beckham is suing tabloid journal In Touch Weekly for publishing the story of his alleged sex romp with the Bosnian born ‘high-class’ hooker Irma Nici, a curvier Posh Spice look a like who charges $10,000 a night (coincidentally just as much as English tabloid sensation Chloe Mafia makes in a week) for fear he could “become the next Tiger Woods.”
New York Daily News: The lawsuit, filed Friday in Los Angels Superior Court, accuses Delaware based Bauer Publishing Co LP of libel, slander and intentional infliction of emotional distress as a result of the article.
According to the In Touch article, the busty brunette said Beckham paid her $10,000 to spend one night together. Nici also said he had sex with a second prostitute.
Nici, now being an ‘ex-hooker’ since having gone into hiding, rates Beckam’s abilities to ‘bend it’ in the bedroom as a solid 7.5. No word yet on whether she’s on Twitter.
The highlight, it seems is in the offending In Touch interview: She also recalls that David used lotion from the hotel bathroom to pleasure himself. “It was perfumed, so it kind of burned him!”
Would we be wrong in wondering if there’s a metaphor there? Something to keep in mind next time you come home with unwanted lipstick on your collar all smelling like stripper from a Bosnian brothel.