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The top 5 fashion faux pas of 2010. Who’s committing them and why we believe in public floggings.

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Fashion faux pas numero uno- Nicole Snooki Pilozzi. The Guidette look has to go for the sake of humanity.

This past weekend this guidette was arrested for apparently being a public disgrace, or as we read acting without public decorum. You think? C’mon the truth is this nuisance was arrested because even the police couldn’t help but be offended by this smug little (and she literally is at 4 foot tall and whatever) thing walking around like a greased up airhead. Even Italian Americans are shaking their heads in disbelief at this highly paid reality whore.

The slovenly behavior has to go. We can not risk having a new generation of Americans believing that they can grow up and behave like Snooki and that they will be financially rewarded for it and live happily ever after. Let us be clear, you nor us will never live happily ever after if we keep having to run into you looking like a liberated Southern Italian terrorist who has confused New Jersey for the arid temples for the fashion tents.

The bonnet hair do, the smudgy come hither over worked eye shadow, the lycra padded bra, the over fitted sunglasses (at least bitch wears them outdoors), the hobbled duck walk all have to go, along with Snooki sucking all that tequila out of all them tequila bottles. The world deserves better than that. Get on the sand Snooki- 500 lashes now. Yes ‘ you can keep your sunglasses on and your tongue glued to the tequila bottle as our interns begin to lash your lopsided ass.

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