Other annoying fashionista trends that make insane- Wearing sun glasses indoors, especially in nightclubs and fashion shows. If I personally catch you dressing like that I will have one of our interns reach over and tap your sun glasses off. They are made to be worn on a summer dessert island or the Hamptons. That’s all bitch. You are not Anna Wintour, will never be and you have to get used to it. Peter Davis is of course exempt.
Which brings us to another pet fashionista peeve- all that plastic surgery you are performing. For decorums sake I will not name names here (it’s all right Peter Davis, your secret is safe with us- ohh we do love those fake cheekbones of course…)- but if pushed I will. Please someone tell that bitch Kelly Bensimon to stop threatening to call her lawyer. Lawyer, shmlawyer. Blahh!!
Please fashionistas, I know fashion season is around the corner, but under no circumstances, no more lip tucks, fatty rib tucks, forehead injections, ear lobe extensions, nose tucks, wig nips, breast lump switch a roo games (we have cameras bitches to compare before and after with) and under no circumstances do I want to see anymore forehead transplants. It’s disgusting and this game has to stop, and yes I don’t care if your doctor lied to you and told you look better and more Patrick McMullan photogenic. Even Patrick knows you are full of it.
Punishment- Instant on the spot flogging at the new Lincoln Center fashion show pre show humping of 200 lashes. No exceptions what so ever! Blah!
oh wow……a bit of Anna Wintour poo-naa-nee-naa-nee….. you know what i’m talking about