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Cops now know where to look for your secret drug stash…

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How to crotch your contraband…

Have you ever wondered how certain people get away from being prosecuted for drug possession? Well the answer has a lot to do with secret compartments in their underwear…

Daily News: The NYPD is warning cops to be on the lookout for criminals wearing underwear with hidden pockets for their stash.

Police said Monday they learned about the invention during the bust of a Brooklyn marijuana suspect last month.

“It was found that many companies carry this type of underwear with a secret pocket for males and females,” police said in an officer safety alert. “The arrested perpetrator gave information that drugs and weapons are being concealed in underwear that contains secret pockets.”

Does this mean we can expect to see more vigilant shake downs going forward? Will suspects almost have to strip as police have a thorough look at ones private intimate locales?

That said, you’re probably thinking to yourself you’d like one of those underpants for yourself (for other purposes of course) and where to get them. Well the NY Daily News tells you this too…

Several companies make such undergarments, but the memo cites the $12 Pocket Boxer Briefs made by Stashitwear. The company’s website shows a 2-liter bottle of Coca-Cola tucked into the 15-inch deep pocket.

There’s also a demonstration of a wearer shoving money, two cigarettes, a cell phone, a wallet, a condom and a lighter, among other items, into the undies.

Of course you’ll just be shoving your natural endowments right?

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