Deborah Berardi and her twin boys beat the crap out of Beka Bekouri.

How much blood can you hose down the street?Here comes a gripping tale of bloody feuding courtesy of a Staten Island mom who thinks gang warfare is here to stay. See what you think. Get your baseball out now…

Silivie.com: An Arden Heights mom, whose twin sons had just beaten a man bloody, tried to prevent a witness from helping the man out, then used a hose to clean up the mess while the victim lay unconscious at her feet, police allege.

Brings a smile to our hearts as well. But prey what made the Berardi family go at full throttle?

The attack appeared to have been sparked by an argument between Thomas Berardi and a group of people in a car with Bekaouri’s girlfriend, according to a law enforcement source.

When Bekaouri, who wasn’t in the car, approached to intervene, he and Thomas Berardi got into an argument, the source said.

Thomas Berardi then punched Bekaouri in the face, police allege, and Anthony Berardi and an as-of-yet unidentified accomplice joined in the fray, pummeling Bekaouri badly enough to cause a seizure.

In other words a case of egos and a penchant for the finer things in life- like a good beating on an uninvolved bystander. Sounds good to us. You still swinging that baseball bat? The Berardi’s are, and it continues…

That’s when Ms. Berardi pulled out the hose, authorities allege, washing the blood from the street and, at one point, from Bekaouri as he lay prone on the pavement.

Of course, what’s a neighborhood with blood spilling. Good thing she took the hose out…

Police arrested the Berardis Monday. All three are charged with second-degree gang assault, second- and third-degree assault, and second-degree harassment, said William J. Smith, a spokesman for District Attorney Daniel Donovan. Ms. Berardi also faces a count of fourth-degree criminal facilitation.

Mmmh, the Berardi family. Shouldn’t you be inviting them to your next get together party soon? Just make sure they bring their garden hose too…