Remember when you were a kid and your mom would bake brownies and offer milk to your school friends? That is not apparently what Cathleen Miller did when her 13 year old daughter’s guy friends turned up. Time to take out your crack pipe and a couple of spare condoms. Cathleen is waiting for you in the kitchen.
CBS News: CHICAGO RIDGE, Ill. (CBS) Suburban mother Cathleen Miller is charged with seducing and molesting four teenage boys, who prosecutors say were friends of her 13-year-old daughter.
According to court documents obtained by the Chicago Sun-Times, the 40-year-old woman held parties at her home between Feb. and June and allegedly provided teens with alcohol and marijuana.
Prosecutors say Miller had intercourse with two of the teens, had oral sex with a third and fondled a fourth.
Of course we’re suspecting there was a fifth child on the premises quietly munching on Cathleen’s brownies and dreamy eyed drinking the luke warm milk that Cathleen had just taken off the stove, but he’s probably still hiding in the basement confused by all the sounds Cathleen’s crack pipe is making.
Isn’t it wonderful that some mothers offer more home entertainment than other moms?