Home Scandal and Gossip Yummy, it’s time to salivate over the Standard Hotel’s ‘Le Bain.’

Yummy, it’s time to salivate over the Standard Hotel’s ‘Le Bain.’

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Have you been skinny dipping at the Standard lately?

Inspired by the Gothamist’s salivating over the tile floor of the Standard’s Boom Boom room this Scallywag is also inspired to share with you some of the tawdry comments he overhead while he was there recently: (I kid you not possums…)

‘Are you someone famous, because if you are I don’t recognize you.’
(as you can imagine kids I just let this one slide while I momentarily re did my tie and considered hanging myself..oh well you bitches…)

‘ I just got back shooting some cover for some magazine. Vogue Italia or Vogue Espania. I can’t tell anymore.’
(poor possum…let me give you a back rub. Unfortunately the model ingenue failed to take the bait…her loss – right?)

‘Would you like to buy me a drink?
‘ (If you let me use your credit card darls…)

And how about this one?- ‘Can you tell me which way the bathroom is?’ (What I look like a bathroom attendant possum?)

Yep, the Boom Boom room I can’t wait to go stand on the side walk one more time and hope the Frenchie doorman sympathizes with me and let’s me fornicate over the dreary and fabulous…Blah!


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