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Jeremy London wants to tell you he was really abducted by his own lies…

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Getting royally high and then looking for a scapegoat.

Looks like the last laugh is on Jeremy London. After concocting a wonderful tale of being kidnapped and psychologically mutilated with his ‘abductor’s crack pipe reports are now surfacing indicating that in fact another set of events actually took place that fateful night that Jeremy pleaded was the work of Satan himself. The surreal movie production below…

Huffpo: Even Jeremy London’s family does not believe his tale of being kidnapped and forced to take drugs at gunpoint, and now his alleged kidnapper says they went on a consensual joyride under the influence of drugs and alcohol.

“There was no gun. There was never a pipe,” Brandon Adams said in his first jailhouse interview, to Radaronline.com. “We got drunk and I hooked him up with some Ecstasy and Xanax and we took a joyride and partied for hours.”

Jeremy London got consensually high with his abductor? Can we even call him his abductor? How about make shift ready to go 5 dime dealer buddy on the go …? But why would Jeremy want to get high in the first place? Isn’ t he a reformed junkie? Doesn’t he realize there’s too much to lose by concocting wonderful tales of alien crack abductions? Doesn’t he realize Hollywood will one day want to make a reality show based on his action hero story?

Brandon said that he did help Jeremy change his tire, but that’s where Jeremy’s story turned into a lie. He said was hanging out near a 7-11 when he saw Jeremy (whom he did not recognize) and his wife pacing around and looking paranoid. A police car drove by, causing Jeremy and his wife to run back into the store then try to drive away with a flat. They parked in a nearby alley way, and Brandon offered to help.

Run back in the store as if he were paranoid or something? One of the most common effects of smoking a pack of crack a day…

“My uncle and I and another guy went up and asked them if they needed help with the flat. We helped them change it and asked if they could give us a ride home. And Jeremy said yes,” he said. “As soon as we got in the car, Jeremy asked us if we could get him five xanax and five oxycontin. Melissa was asking for xanax too. I told him I could hook him up but that I wanted a couple of beers. He agreed.”

Rushed to give Jeremy helping hand because from one crackhead to another there was sympathy and a possible drug deal that poor old Brandon could muster and help him beat out the mid afternoon blues…

Brandon said they bought some beer and hard alcohol, got f**ked up and started handing beers out to Brandon’s friends on the street. Jeremy kept bugging him for pills and he found some.

“I hadn’t been able to get any xanax or oxycontins up to that point, but I was finally able to get him three ecstasy and three xanax pills. He took all six pills at once. He was out of his mind high,” he said.

The night ended at Brandon’s home, he said, where he introduced Jeremy to his wife and six kids. Then he drove Jeremy home.

Yep them reformed junkies certainly did party. But hey what about the abductors? Where are the abductors? Me’s beginning to think Brandon was abducted too and that he just doesn’t know about it. Abducted by Jeremy that is…

Early Tuesday morning cops were called to Jeremy’s home after he had had an all-night fight with his wife, Radar reports. They found him sleeping in his car in the driveway.

But at least Jeremy got to sleep off the alien abduction…


Jeremy London’s brain is fried because he is forced to do drugs at gunpoint.
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