Home Scandal and Gossip Lilo gets to play her dream role – Linda ‘porno’ Lovelace.

Lilo gets to play her dream role – Linda ‘porno’ Lovelace.

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The break that Lilo finally needed.

It looks like Lilo will be greeting us back on the silver screen in the foreseeable future as a cum soaked, coke addled porno star- a role that somehow fittingly fell on her lap and has half of Malibu beach sighing in relief, in Matthew’s Wilder’s indie film Inferno.

Popeater reports for humanity;

Lindsay Lohan is set to play Linda Lovelace, the porn star featured in 1972’s infamous movie ‘Deep Throat.’ Although the news feels like just another talking point tossed on the gossip pile, LiLo’s chum/photographer Tyler Shields is presenting the casting news as hard fact — no matter how snugly it seems to fit into the neverending LiLo narrative.

Is this good news? Will Michael Lohan suddenly get nervous and barge on the TV set and demand that Lilo stop putting that dildo where it doesn’t belong or will he implore her to give as much as she can because it will be a reverse kind of victory against the tabloids who think they have the degenerative vixen sized up? In any event – we think it’s going to be fun watching Lilo re apply herself as an actress, even if it means re applying what she does naturally any other day of the week.

Hooray!- Lilo is finally going to the clinker.

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