Home Scandal and Gossip Jwoww and Snooki want to make sure you are paying attention.

Jwoww and Snooki want to make sure you are paying attention.

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Oh my God- Did you realize the paparazzi where just here?
Honey do you mind sliding the lime a little to the left, I'm having troubles reaching your touncils.

How to make sure the world knows you are alive and kicking.

For anyone aspiring to be a reality star or currently one themselves, paying attention to JWoww and Snooki of NJ Beach trash will win them a lot of poi.

Reader discretion is heavily advised, but seeing that since we all live in America (or at least know someone who lives there or gasp wants to live there…) a cursory examination of the action below should let you hone in on the simple fact that the more revolting, debased and lacking in decorum you are, the further you will get along with the American public.

The Superficial

Why I don’t want to grow up and become a reality star.

My god if only they could see us now...
Where's the waiter when you need another piece of lime?
Oh my God- Did you realize the paparazzi were just here?
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