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Adrien Brody: One day I’m going to break a lot of boy’s hearts.

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But for now I’ll stick to breaking goat’s hearts…

Adrien Brody couldn’t have scripted this better, which is why we’ve been tickling ourselves ‘down there’ all afternoon. The story in brief is as follows.

Adrien being a movie star and a cult figure in his kindred imagination decided recently to re live the part where he has to live in the wilderness and survive off nature as he did in the Piano. So he thought he’d like to share his life with 2 friendly female goats. Except the goats in his backyard weren’t quite that friendly nor were they female…

Adrien explains, “The more well-endowed goat took a liking to the other one and I swear it was traumatic. There was a lot of crying and goat noises and I felt incredibly guilty and I didn’t know what to do. I had homosexual goats. It’s best when you have goats that are that gay to just let them free… because I felt that they were in captivity and the one was receiving a lot of aggression on the other one’s behalf… so I sent them off to Sonoma.”

So now when I look at Adrien I just whimper in silence and think about those two gay goats who were fighting the other off to get to him first…

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