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America’s Newest Media Whore, ‘Snooki’, Is Shopping Her Own Nude Tape

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Image courtesy: NY Daily Post, Melon Growers' Association of America

Image courtesy: NY Daily Post, Melon Growers' Association of America
Image courtesy: NY Daily Post, Melon Growers' Association of America

The savage decline of etiquette.

There used to be a time that talent and manners got you everywhere; that, of course, no longer applies in modern-day America as Guido trash girl Nicole Polozzi, a.k.a. MTV‘s Jersey Shore castskank ‘Snooki,’ has so emphatically decided to recently decided to show us.

In her efforts to further garnish career points, girlfriend has decided to pose naked and whatever, and hopes that some silly sod from the media buys it and televises it. Unfortunately for ‘Snooki,’ we are not impressed. That of course hasn’t stopped us from privately wondering, and sharing with you, what good ol’ ‘Snooki’ (which we’d kindly like to remind you rhymes with Hooky) really looks like sans the cake makeup. Here’s to America’s next attempt at media whoredom.

Source:  NY Daily News

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