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The Whore, the Beast, and the Ugly.

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pukeboobHow to sell yourself to the media as a whore…

Over the weekend GAwker decided to tantalize us and show us how clever they are (not to mention denigrate their favorite whore about town – Ashley Dupre, who was Elliot Spitzer’s sidekick whore until he got busted last year…) by dissecting the public texts that she had been making to media whore junkie the NY Post in response to the latest string of floozies suddenly owning up to the press (one thinks for hard cash) about their ‘me too affairs’ with America’s sudden bad boy Lothario- Tiger Woods.

Here are some of Ashley’s texts:

 

“Here you have all these girls accepting gifts, money, trips from Tiger in exchange for sex — all the while knowing he is married.

“And now they all can’t wait to tell their stories in exchange for even more money from the tabloids?

“And I was the hooker? At least I kept my mouth shut.”

Gawker giddy with delight and sudden found benevolence had this to say to Ashley, ironically less of a whore than Gawker who is so willing to whore her out to  keep those visitor clicks over flowing…

On a personal level we respect the fact that you are right, Ashley, and are actually theclassy one here. But on a PR level we must advise you not to get too cozy with the tabloids. They’ll stab you in the back in a second. Unlike, say, bloggers, who tend to be honest friends you can turn to with any question or random opinion, prostitution-related or otherwise.

 

Ashley let me be clear if you are reading; the media, bloggers or whatever are never your friends because we will always sell you out in a moment’s notice because the public demands it even if Gawker the biggest media whore/blog churner in the Western world can testily advocate otherwise.
In the end call girls (reformed or otherwise…) and floozies will be who they need to be but the media will always be a slut to the highest bidder even if they tell you otherwise. It is after all what makes Gawker and the world spin.
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