Urban’s heaping servings of sugar and fast Food is controversially different from Kidman’s skinny servings and possibly detrimental to his sexual performance.
Has any couple divorced over issues with food? Probably not too many, but we have a feeling Urban will need to thin out to keep their relationship sexual; Kidman will never fatten up.
Keith Urban, Kidman’s husband of nearly four years, never works out and loves fast food. Guess it is kind of tough to get full when your wife is a triple zero whose ribs often peer through her upper torso, “Urban’s belly is never full,” says the actress. Kidman has to keep feeding him sugar and demand that he work out but the actor, whose head seems remarkably inflated and big next to the rail thin Kidman in photos, continues to refuse to eat her bland food.
Wouldn’t any husband in Urban’s place sneak in Mcdonalds after dinner? Possibly NOT, when your superstar wife prefers otherwise. Her meals leave out some essential ingredients: Oil, butter, sugar and salt, apparently not enough for the country folk-singer, whose concerts require he pretty much standstill instead of actively dance. He doesn’t work out, either.
“My father is a marathon runner at 71, he takes Sunday for hour long hikes on his back,” she says.
What are Urban and Kidman going to do when Sunday grows up? Urban will sneak her burgers while Kidman’s on her photo shoot, and the notoriously thin Kidman will explode upon returning to find her now inflated daughter with a pimple. “Did daddy sneak you a greasy, mayonnaise-mustard, delectably savory burger?”
And her daughter will deny the accusation; begin taking her first steps toward an eating disorder.