For a moment the whole world skipped a beat when it was found out that yummy bunny Tiger Woods was involved in a car accident and fortunately for him and even more fortunately for the rest of the world the golfing champion nothing more than minor lacerations to his face and ego.
At the time of first reports, media zealots like TMZ were blood suckling their way to the car crash hoping that a celebrity death would raise readership on a day solely resigned to shopping, burping and more shopping.
According to TMZ who were there at daylight with other media zealots and roving helicopters-
The police report reads, “DRIVER HAD JUST PULLED OUT OF THE DRIVEWAY AT HIS RESIDENCE … AS V1 BEGAN TO DRIVE ON DEACON CIRCLE, V1 STRUCK A FIRE HYDRANT. THE FRONT OF V1 THEN STRUCK A TREE … THE DRIVER WAS TRANSPORTED TO HEALTH CENTRAL HOSPITAL. THE CRASH REMAINS UNDER INVESTIGATION AND CHARGES ARE PENDING.”
We’re told charges could range from DUI to reckless driving … to nothing.
He was driving a 2009 Cadillac SUV. FHP says the airbags did not deploy.
In other words the world go can back to shopping, burping and farting.