Getting back at your spouse just took an interesting turn.
Repeat after us-‘finger licking, oops, what the fxxx is that a goldfish bone in the corner of my mouth?’ Yes sirree life in Pasadena, Texas sure took an interesting turn when a disgruntled decided to take revenge on her husband by frying up the 7 goldfish they apparently had bought during happier times.
When the police finally arrived at the calamity they discovered a freak show in process with the wife already having consumed three of the fried goldfish with the other 4 still on the plate presumably being read their last rites and wondering how they ended up out of their fish bowl into the skillet and into this fine mess.
In any respect no arrest was made (the disgruntled wife was mad that good for nothing husband had taken back jewelry he had given freak wife during happier times) and all the police could suggest was that they could file civil suits against each other and we suppose let any other pets they had go free before any head trip could be affected against them.
The moral of the story- love goes and it then goes very fast – straight to the skillet…