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What Billy May sniffs won’t kill him until it does…

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billy-may-sniffsThe report that’s ruining Billy’s image…

 

Here comes another tale of a life lived to gung ho excess, a public screaming for answers, a wife running for the covers, a media running for the banners and poor old Billy stumbling in the ‘majors.’ It was all too incredible to believe because it was both too incredible and also too hard to believe in the first place. Belied and much loved BILLY May who spend late night pitching you dreams, toasters and ab machines ended up dying of the things that he never got round to pitching. Poor Billy, he could sell you a used trampoline and you wouldn’t hesitate scraping the money to gether, well because he was just loveable Billy

Of course the question now is how loveable is Billy now that an autopsy report indicates that Billy didn’t die of a bump on his head on a rough landing on an airline but because of all the things that were floating in his system, things you’d expect to see from a turbo charged grunge rocker on his eleventh grueling month on the road not a kind benevolent all American sweet heart (never mind the beard which made him a loveable mensch) who sold you the healthy life at $19.99

According to the report Billy had an assortment of yummy toxins floating in his system, let’s do a collective tally- hydrocodone (Vicodin), oxycodone (painkiller), alprazolam (Xanax), nordiazepam (Valium), benzoylecgonine (byproduct of cocaine) and temazepam (anti-anxiety). Ethanol – alcohol. Things which ordinarily don’t ordinary sell for $19.99.

Of course Billy’s wife isn’t too pleased, concerned that Billy’s image is forever tainted but us personally we’re just yawning – because the perfect pitchman will always tell you what we’re going to tell you – “always act like you believe in what you’re selling.” Of course what you act in public and what you do in private will always be two very different things even if Mrs Mays would like you to believe otherwise.

Another myth bites the dust…

Autopsy: Cocaine a Factor in Billy Mays’ Death

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