Tabloid Whore of the Week – Michelle Joni Lapidos.

Tabloid Whore of the Week – Michelle Joni Lapidos.
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Scallywag August 28, 2009 13

media-whoreWhen some things are too irresistible…

 

Has the country descended into madness? Or is it just that Michelle Joni has chewed a bit more than she can swallow? With the advent of reality stars and kids who pose and snort comes a new phenomenon called ‘let me become a media whore and see if my life changes?’

The way this game according to media whore Michelle Joni works is you find some shiny night club to go to, have your hair done, nice pedicure (always the pedicure kids…) invite as many as rent a friends as possible, beg (bribe) Patrick McMullan to turn up and when the camera clicks run home paste the damn thing on your blog- aptly titled ‘Joni’s talented media whore.com.’

To be honest it’s an idea we’ve been mulling along ourselves, but seeing we are nearly not as photogenic as Joni ( see photo to the side- bad hair day sorry kids), stupid or have nearly as many friends as Joni we just do what most boring bloggers do – stay home and wish we were just as fabulous as Joni.

Joni darling we appreciate your effort to be a star and a whore but please just let the professionals (observe photo again) do their job alone. There’s only so much room for media whores in this town and sadly your 8 minutes of (blah!) fame are up.

When stripping, preening and running a mindless but photogenic blog – http://thenycgame.com/ will get you no where , until of course it does…

How Do You Become Famous In Two Weeks? Take Your Clothes Off And Dance, For One.

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  • Deena

    ha, humorous article…… but i actually follow her game. it’s pretty fucking cool what she does.
    total genius pub stunt mich jo … still a fan

  • http://www.scallywagandvagabond.com Scallywag

    I’m just curious, but how much do Michelle’s pedicures cost?

  • Trucker hat

    Who is this whore?

  • http://www.scallywagandvagabond.com Scallywag

    We are still trying to figure it out? It’s all for the birds…

  • Killer Heels

    Have you nothing better to do than peruse the web looking for targets to shoot down. At least Michelle gets off her size 0 butt and does something with her life. I find her column entertaining, far more than yours may I add.

    And while we’re on the subject…..,

    Esmee Denters sang on You Tube and got a record deal.
    SoBo became an international star in the US BEFORE the UK – on the strength of her appearance shown online.

    So what’s wrong with a little media whoring?

    Killer x

  • http://www.scallywagandvagabond.com Scallywag

    You know the old saying- “Once a whore always a whore….”

    But hell why not? Just don’t forget to do those sit ups girl, u better look camera friendly because when that’s gone ……the trip back to wherever is never fun.

    Best of luck. Nothing personal. We just think u media whores are pathetic…

  • Vanity project.

    Who’s this guy Scallywag to talk? I see him at more parties and crap than anyone I know? C’mon- Who’s the real whore here?

  • Beth

    Size 0? Pshhh.. highly doubt that. I don’t think this girl ever had a size 0 moment in her life. This girl does look bulemic, however. She has that paunchy face. Bulemics are never really successful in losing weight, though.

    Anyway, MJ is definitely a prostitute… someone is funding her mindless self worth

  • september issue

    WOW
    a) killer heels… aka michelle, after looking at a few blogs w her info looks more like a size 10, maybe size 0 in walmart… plus size clothing
    and b) since when does being a fake socialite become interesting, she seems like an over tanning, tacky dressing shallow girl. who tries to make a career being a fake celebrity when the country is in a time of financial instability. I think its a sad attempt at trying to make her life interesting and she should stop wasting her parents money and gat a real job. shame on you for putting this girl up on your cite you are only giving her more publicity, because as they say any publicity is good publicity.
    Michelle lets be honest we all know you will read this sometime soon, as you probably spend your Friday night googling your self… but get a job! there are too many girls like you maybe if you dress well or get a job someone will actually take interest in you otherwise theres always match.com

  • http://www.scallywagandvagabond.com Scallywag

    Joni, I’m worried could this all be the end of your career as a media whore? Fight back Joni. I’m sure one of our photographers is just waiting for u to step out of Walmarts for that dazzle shot.

    Oh Joni, never mind they’re just jealous of us….media types…

  • http://thenycgame.com michelle joni

    Just read all these comments… wow! i should really google myself more.
    September Issue, welcome to the october issue. Office with a window and assistant. My walmart days are sadly over.
    XOXO
    MJL
    ps. scallywag we def need to talk.

  • Anonymous

    i went to highschool with her.

    She likes ‘things’. Has really no brain when it comes to common sense. She really is a size zero.

    And beyond that, likes to tan. Really no substance upstairs. Like talking to a potato chip.

  • jessica

    i went to high school with her too… and maybe she was a zero in high school, but no more! girlfriend is packing on the pounds! yowwwzaaa. she’s definitely bulimic!