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Newly wed wife spends first night passed out with a crate of vodka.

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newly-wed-wifeThe wedding parties some people throw…

 

We don’t know who this girl is, where her husband who is currently still missing is but we do know we wish were invited to this extravagant event nevertheless. It was reported out of Berlin, German- a newly wed bride was found passed out on the side of the road in the back of a BMW, completely hammered lying next to a crate of vodka bottles. The husband of course has yet to be found but we are betting that he is probably the one running up the autobahn dressed in a striped orange chicken suit quacking wildly while moon shining every BMW that happens to drive past.

In any event it sounds like a wedding that you had to be there for, except of course if only you could remember where it took place and if only you too could get out of your own special chicken outfit.

The memorable days of our lives, if only we didn’t pass out during them…

Bride spends first night with crate of vodka

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