As memorial weekend comes hither we’ve been wondering how you plan to induce wonder, your girlfriend’s jealousy and the attention of some jerk
As everyone knows bikinis (or should know) are worn to bathe in, that of course is just a guise as you use this past winter’s diet suffering, 6.am running excursions and credit card to affect that nonchalant look which says – “Hi, I was thinking of coming for a suntan or a swim, oh by the way did you notice how hot I am? No? I bet you didn’t either…
So here are the bikini choices
1/ the one piece- only to be worn by girls who think they are triathletes and grandmother
2/ the two piece- only to be worn by girls who are in a good mood, have some measure of tone and can manage to affect disregard for any members of the opposite sex. Towel around the waist optional but mandatory in front of obvious predators
3/ The g string- only to be worn by girls who practice pole dancing and a desire to be hit on by every member of the male and even female species.